Funny Craigslist Ad # 10: Need Someone to Turn Me Into Furniture

I am a submissive white male living in london looking for a female, or couple, of artists who would like the challenge of designing human furniture which is comfortable for the user while objcetifying for the person being used. I would be in the role of furniture model, and could be a footrest, table, chair, etc. I would pay 200 Pounds an hour for this, and am looking for a female or couple which have a dominant personality. There is no nudity or sex involved whatsoeve.

Originally Posted: Mon, 23 Feb 17:15 GMT

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