Funny Craigslist Ad #105: Transport driver needed

Looking for clean cut transport driver (ie. no facial hair, no visible tattoos, no piercings). Driver will wear presentable suit in every transport. Driving record must be clean. No Points. Long hours, 12-24 hour shifts plus holidays. Driver must be able to lift 150pds plus. Must pass background check. Communication skills is vital including good grammar, bilingual is a plus. Piece work( pay per transport), no hourly pay, take home van. Starting pay is $18 per body in Orange County and Los Angeles, some transports outside of LA & OC pay more. Driver will pick up deceased from convelscent homes, residential and hospitals to then transport to mortuary. No experience necessary, no experience a plus, will train. Please contact via phone 714-901-7399 Ask for Jay. PLEASE LIVE IN NORTH ORANGE COUNTY.

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