I have approximately 1,243 chickens that need to be transported, i began my journey with my mini van but just was not working out, too many trips and too much shit and feathers, and with no ac it makes it very difficult when constantly tempted to roll the windows down, and because doing it all by hand i have lost 1 out of 4 chickens with my first 3 trips. if you have reasonable transportation for this chicken operation plz let me know. thank you.

-Matt

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Date: 2009-07-26, 11:04PM CDT

I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

Date: 2008-11-29, 9:25PM EST

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I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.

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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT

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left handed vintage air guitar for free all thats needed is new strings and a good dusting.

Date: 2007-09-11, 5:09PM PDT

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slightly used but good condition. must be willing to pick up. handsome varnish finish. will take 3 to 4 people to move. bought at garage sale and never put to use. airtight. had been using for produce storage but just taking up space now. will go to first person who can pick it up.

Originally Posted: 2008-05-08, 2:05PM EDT

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Please come get them! All kinds! Some doubles!

Date: 2008-02-27, 7:16PM CST

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Hi all,

Well, my house is being taken over by rats. Really big rats. Smart too. We’ve set a few live traps, but they keep escaping them while making off with whatever goody that we’ve used to lure them. I hate to kill them, they’re almost like part of the family… well not really but they are pretty cute, in a

So what I need is a large, rat eating sort of feline to borrow for about a week. Now I don’t want to keep the cat, so no underhanded hey you can use my cat, and then I never see you again sort of crap… a week should be all I need.
If you have one I can borrow, please email me… thanks!

Date: 2009-01-07, 1:15PM EST

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